No Phones Unless Ordering Pizza Poster, Funny Kitchen Wall Art, Retro Quote Print

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A bold retro-style typographic poster featuring the slogan "No Phones Unless You're Ordering Pizza" in chunky groovy lettering across a black background. The text is set in red, cream, and mustard yellow, with illustrated icons below — a crossed-out vintage rotary telephone and a glowing pepperoni pizza slice.

The distressed, vintage print aesthetic gives it a warm, humorous character that suits kitchens, dining rooms, pizzerias, and student spaces alike.

Printed and shipped as a physical A3 poster on quality stock, ready to frame and hang.

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