First We Eat Then We Pretend To Tidy Poster, Funny Kitchen Wall Art Pr

A bold, retro-style typographic poster featuring the humorous quote "First We Eat Then We Pretend To Tidy", set in chunky block lettering in warm brown and burnt orange on a cream background. A gold dinner plate with fork and knife sits above the text, and two star accents finish the design below.

The vintage-inspired letterpress texture gives this print a fun, lived-in feel that suits any kitchen or dining room. It makes a brilliant gift for food lovers, home cooks, or anyone who knows the post-dinner tidy is purely theoretical.

Printed and shipped to your door as a high-quality physical poster.

Sizes & framing

Choose poster-only or a professionally finished black, white or oak frame. A wide range of metric and imperial sizes is available from the options above.

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First We Eat Then We Pretend To Tidy Poster, Funny Kitchen Wall Art Print